and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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