Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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