I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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