"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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