my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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