this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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