marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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