Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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