i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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