yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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