drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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