Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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