i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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