Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
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go home
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
vagina is talking i cant
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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