Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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