in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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