So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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