Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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