Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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