Me too!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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