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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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