dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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