youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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