he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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