omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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