my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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