hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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