escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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