Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
