Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
