butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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