Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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