That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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