Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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