it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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