What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
