We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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