normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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