I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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