Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I am one with the molecules
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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