So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'm always down for nudity.
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