Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize