i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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