You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
At least make sure they are 18
Why
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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