I'm drive I can fine osifer
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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