Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
