I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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