Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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