And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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