Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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