I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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