He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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