Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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