my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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