Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Come on in and take your pants off
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