I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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