lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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